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jacksepticeye
The screwdriver is back!
Nicholas Barth
Where’d your intro go mate?
Danny Finn
Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!
bryce darice
j
Power shot
Get it screw and a driver
Chaos Clips
Jack you got to snap there necks
Lexer
5:19
simplyxxkeigo
x button = solve all life problems
Nathan Bresee
From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video
Tati Belle
How the fuck did you get away with that...
alex
all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives
Andrew Garcia
Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*
midas thegamer
i- just love your content!!!!
Stella Neubert
Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician
Debapriya Acharya
well there's a pun in the title
Rushi
Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow
oOOooHHhh GOOONN
It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.
Tyler Rose
No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.
Fr0sty Gamez
amogus
Hayden the gamer
Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human
gamer dogg
me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5
lilkak50 mcdowell
I'm glad he did not quit
Micheal Coulson
I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣
Dark Worrior125
Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"
Syrus 88
If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47
Jay Bry
0:35 And Jack is a furry now
Mason Sears
Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮
ssodacann
hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright
badboy1789
Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper
Mark Marsi
where's my high five
Begboio Juuuvv
Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.
Croissants are great
thats a bad title
DANISH IRFAN BIN AHMAD ZAIDI Moe
HAHA POOR 3:52
xXx Taylor
NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit
BoxYeeter
12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.
CelticEmperor239
Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered
Bubbleduck_109
"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."
Zoe Ysha P. Caseres
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
Panda Beats
They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game
Wickd Ghost
You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe
Snas Dance
Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!
JACOB SALING
If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me
Major Bacon
He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣
Bayonetta
"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮
Bayonetta
@Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.
Croissants are great
btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...
Croissants are great
@Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples
Bayonetta
@Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.
Croissants are great
@Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.
Xyrous.Cagmat
hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen
Amber Cordova
Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW
Dylan Wethington
Jack you are my favorite SVnamer
Stitch Lover
can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.
Born Again Christian
You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.
Bluon
Supposed to be stealth game? Lol
Nicholas Barth
He doesn’t do his into as much anymore
Imiliano Aguilar
Your the best hit man ever Jack
Orthip Juchen
Irish SVnamer love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this
Ace cool Trainer Brown
You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games
Egehan_K61
People who want more hitman videos
Grove street Family member
What is Hitman about
Daryl Dixon
Amber heard????
Croissants are great
@Daryl Dixon yes I know
Daryl Dixon
@Croissants are great she hit men 😳
Croissants are great
what?
mikel short
He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.
Setsega
I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!
xXDARKKINGXx 79
Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off
SSG freshmemeyboi
Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years
Idk
I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye
DIL3N
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Tagan
Hit more men
Danny Finn
All hail the screwdriver!!!
HyPE LT
This game looks amazing
Starcar3283 !
Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣
Sinister Reality
Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over
A Rezerd the mage
"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"
Brooklyn Palmer
Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it
MegaDan
Where's scp
Tortoise200
Balls to the walls in hitman
The Dab King
THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!
Batman Studios
3:52, I felt that so hard.
Alexandra Little
best hitman ever
Tuba’d
Who else would love Sean to be their hitman
Draven Harle
"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*
Cameron Speed
Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo
xdssz 2
BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!
xdssz 2
@Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.
Jacob Fauteux
Watch slmccl video
Javier Lopez
Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho
Alyssa sanne
SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!
C10ut_Charlie
Rip dadsepticeye
Jean Paul
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
Jean Paul
let the bodies hit the floor, he said.
Shady Helmy
who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people
james Murray
Everyone in the room
Jordan Rachael
Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones
Moussa Hassan
6:43 hilarious,you must watch
fudge
that thumbnail tho-
Evan
0:59 Me: DO A FLIP
Miguel Gonzales
"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men
Florian Liouville
You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.
Purple Haired Insomniac 1
My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌
shadow boy
JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT
Frogizz Froggo
THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48
SKYLIE TAYLOR
jack should play danganropa 😂
CurlyFries 10
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
aftab hassan
This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety
Brock Hamm
this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA
Brock Hamm
47 Or Sam Fisher
Gavin Rock
I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂
CurlyFries 10
I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.
The screwdriver is back!
Where’d your intro go mate?
Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!
j
Get it screw and a driver
Jack you got to snap there necks
5:19
x button = solve all life problems
From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video
How the fuck did you get away with that...
all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives
Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*
i- just love your content!!!!
Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician
well there's a pun in the title
Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow
It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.
No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.
amogus
Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human
me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5
I'm glad he did not quit
I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣
Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"
If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47
0:35 And Jack is a furry now
Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮
hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright
Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper
where's my high five
Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.
thats a bad title
HAHA POOR 3:52
NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit
12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.
Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered
"The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game
You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe
Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!
If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me
He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣
"Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮
@Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.
btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...
@Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples
@Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.
@Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.
hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen
Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW
Jack you are my favorite SVnamer
can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.
You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.
Supposed to be stealth game? Lol
He doesn’t do his into as much anymore
Your the best hit man ever Jack
Irish SVnamer love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this
You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games
People who want more hitman videos
What is Hitman about
Amber heard????
@Daryl Dixon yes I know
@Croissants are great she hit men 😳
what?
He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.
I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!
Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off
Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years
I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye
hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Hit more men
All hail the screwdriver!!!
This game looks amazing
Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣
Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over
"I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"
Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it
Where's scp
Balls to the walls in hitman
THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!
3:52, I felt that so hard.
best hitman ever
Who else would love Sean to be their hitman
"HYAH!" *bonk* *end*
Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo
BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!
@Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.
Watch slmccl video
Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho
SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!
Rip dadsepticeye
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
let the bodies hit the floor, he said.
who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people
Everyone in the room
Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones
6:43 hilarious,you must watch
that thumbnail tho-
0:59 Me: DO A FLIP
"I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men
You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.
My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌
JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT
THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48
jack should play danganropa 😂
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety
this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA
47 Or Sam Fisher
I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂
I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.
Wut about hitwoman
Dont do that