I Must Hit Men...
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I must hit men
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  • jacksepticeye
    jacksepticeye

    The screwdriver is back!

    • Nicholas Barth
      Nicholas Barth

      Where’d your intro go mate?

    • Danny Finn
      Danny Finn

      Love the videos Jack! Keep it up!

    • bryce darice
      bryce darice

      j

    • Power shot
      Power shot

      Get it screw and a driver

    • Chaos Clips
      Chaos Clips

      Jack you got to snap there necks

  • Lexer
    Lexer

    5:19

  • simplyxxkeigo
    simplyxxkeigo

    x button = solve all life problems

  • Nathan Bresee
    Nathan Bresee

    From the title I thought this was a buzzfeed video

  • Tati Belle
    Tati Belle

    How the fuck did you get away with that...

  • alex
    alex

    all the men commenting "how about hitWOMAN so u can hit women 🤣🤣😂🤪🤪" lmao i pray to god they never talk to a girl in their lives

  • Andrew Garcia
    Andrew Garcia

    Thank you. You've done your part... *Now leave it to the pros-*

  • midas thegamer
    midas thegamer

    i- just love your content!!!!

  • Stella Neubert
    Stella Neubert

    Not going to lie but that female waiter (4:18) is me or I am the motion capture actress playing her! So yeah I would call myself a magician

  • Debapriya Acharya
    Debapriya Acharya

    well there's a pun in the title

  • Rushi
    Rushi

    Wait so you're telling me that agent 47 could put tuxedos up his ass. wow

  • oOOooHHhh GOOONN
    oOOooHHhh GOOONN

    It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.

  • Tyler Rose
    Tyler Rose

    No one: Not even Satan: David and Alexis' catchphrases: 3:44.

  • Fr0sty Gamez
    Fr0sty Gamez

    amogus

  • Hayden the gamer
    Hayden the gamer

    Carl looks just like Carl from Detroit become human

  • gamer dogg
    gamer dogg

    me: there's a lot of security play it like its in real life my brother: goes wild with mp5

  • lilkak50 mcdowell
    lilkak50 mcdowell

    I'm glad he did not quit

  • Micheal Coulson
    Micheal Coulson

    I literally just had an ad pop up about pooping habits that help you lose weight and how 1 poop a day helps keeps fat away I'm sorry I just had to share it was too funny🤣🤣🤣

  • Dark Worrior125
    Dark Worrior125

    Jack: is about get his hands blooded also jack: "ew, footprints"

  • Syrus 88
    Syrus 88

    If they make a movie I want Bruce Willis to play 47

  • Jay Bry
    Jay Bry

    0:35 And Jack is a furry now

  • Mason Sears
    Mason Sears

    Reflections in games: exists. Jack: 😮

  • ssodacann
    ssodacann

    hitman 2 was best, then hitman 1 was really close, but then hitman 3 was alright

  • badboy1789
    badboy1789

    Jack are we ever going to see the return of the newspaper

  • Mark Marsi
    Mark Marsi

    where's my high five

  • Begboio Juuuvv
    Begboio Juuuvv

    Alternate title, Irish man screaming for 17 minutes.

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      thats a bad title

  • DANISH IRFAN BIN AHMAD ZAIDI Moe
    DANISH IRFAN BIN AHMAD ZAIDI Moe

    HAHA POOR 3:52

  • xXx Taylor
    xXx Taylor

    NO WITNESSES!!! = That’s exactly how I play Hitman. ‘Let the Bodies hit the floor’, I was rocking to that shit

  • BoxYeeter
    BoxYeeter

    12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.

  • CelticEmperor239
    CelticEmperor239

    Leave it to the pros.. Immediatly gets hammered

  • Bubbleduck_109
    Bubbleduck_109

    "The connoisseur's drink. Shampagn."

  • Zoe Ysha P. Caseres
    Zoe Ysha P. Caseres

    I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.

  • Panda Beats
    Panda Beats

    They need to make a girl the hitman in the next game

  • Wickd Ghost
    Wickd Ghost

    You can be so high yet so deep by joining the mile high club... Hehe

  • Snas Dance
    Snas Dance

    Jack: I don’t wanna poison just anybody! Also jack: I will collapse the roof with a c4 to kill everybody!

  • JACOB SALING
    JACOB SALING

    If you don't watch him playing skate 3, don't even talk to me

  • Major Bacon
    Major Bacon

    He was just so terrible at this game it was hysterical and excruciating at the same time 🤣

  • Bayonetta
    Bayonetta

    "Hitting men" and misandry is disgusting. Game or not, stop normalizing such phrases🤮

    • Bayonetta
      Bayonetta

      @Croissants are great Child marriage happens to men too. And in India 30% of boys are forced to child marriges compared to 23% of girls. And women back then literally wanted to stay at home since they preferred that life. They refused to get the right to vote cause they know they would get drafted like men. MILLIONS of men ended up dead because of the sexism like in the titanic and draft. Long story short, men had it worse back then and now.

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      btw my English is not great sorry if I made any mistake...

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      @Bayonetta no that was just an example. young daughters were being married away and sold to some creepy 70 year old. women didn't get to work. instead they stayed at home to cook and take care of the children for their entire life. they were pretty much being seen as objects. you can say what you want about female privilege nowadays but back in the days men had it better. and remember all of these are examples

    • Bayonetta
      Bayonetta

      @Croissants are great Um sweetie, you're comparing the right to vote to the right to live normally and peacefully like a human being🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦 You're crying about the right to vote for crappy presidents while men are literally sacrificed. Don't compare "voting" to literally the right to live.

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      @Bayonetta btw, titanic was a bad example. women do have privileges nowadays, but in the time of titanic they didn't even have the right to vote in many countries.

  • Xyrous.Cagmat
    Xyrous.Cagmat

    hahahahahahahah cleanest run I've ever seen

  • Amber Cordova
    Amber Cordova

    Jack EWWWW Me really your a hitman you don’t care about EWWW

  • Dylan Wethington
    Dylan Wethington

    Jack you are my favorite SVnamer

  • Stitch Lover
    Stitch Lover

    can you smell it? II had beans, and I think they were off, sorry. that KILLED me.

  • Born Again Christian
    Born Again Christian

    You’ve pacified your conscience by saying you would get right with God, your Creator, someday . . . If you’ve told one lie, stolen anything, or lusted (which is adultery of the heart), you’ll be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell. But there’s good news: Though we broke God’s Law, Jesus, the prophesied Messiah, perfectly kept the Law, fulfilling all righteousness. He paid the fine for sinners by suffering and dying on the cross-absorbing the wrath of God that they deserve. “For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast.” Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. Today, repent and trust Jesus; God will grant you forgiveness and the gift of eternal life.

  • Bluon
    Bluon

    Supposed to be stealth game? Lol

  • Nicholas Barth
    Nicholas Barth

    He doesn’t do his into as much anymore

  • Imiliano Aguilar
    Imiliano Aguilar

    Your the best hit man ever Jack

  • Orthip Juchen
    Orthip Juchen

    Irish SVnamer love playing hitman isn't. First Kevin kill everyone on Miami and Rt just put every single npc at Sapienza on a freezer now this

  • Ace cool Trainer Brown
    Ace cool Trainer Brown

    You should play original ps2 hit man 1 and 2 and 3 there good games

  • Egehan_K61
    Egehan_K61

    People who want more hitman videos

  • Grove street Family member
    Grove street Family member

    What is Hitman about

  • Daryl Dixon
    Daryl Dixon

    Amber heard????

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      @Daryl Dixon yes I know

    • Daryl Dixon
      Daryl Dixon

      @Croissants are great she hit men 😳

    • Croissants are great
      Croissants are great

      what?

  • mikel short
    mikel short

    He did this in the most McGrundled way possible.

  • Setsega
    Setsega

    I really enjoyed this video. By no fault of his own I stopped watching Jack for about a year or two, and this video was the first video I watched all day that genuinely made me laugh. Glad to be back and watching you regularly keep it up man!

  • xXDARKKINGXx 79
    xXDARKKINGXx 79

    Sean: ooooh, it’s the sun, ya see it Random dude from India: ya smell it? I had beans, I tink dey were off

  • SSG freshmemeyboi
    SSG freshmemeyboi

    Bruh I can’t afford hitman 3 and I forgot to get 2 so I’ve been playing hitman 1 for years

  • Idk
    Idk

    I kinda like the old jacksepticeye then new jacksepticeye

  • DIL3N
    DIL3N

    hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • Tagan
    Tagan

    Hit more men

  • Danny Finn
    Danny Finn

    All hail the screwdriver!!!

  • HyPE LT
    HyPE LT

    This game looks amazing

  • Starcar3283 !
    Starcar3283 !

    Who remembers mr screwdriver 🤣

  • Sinister Reality
    Sinister Reality

    Good god, this triggered jack’s fear of heights ten times over

  • A Rezerd the mage
    A Rezerd the mage

    "I must hit men." *turns around* "Hey cutie." "wtf"

  • Brooklyn Palmer
    Brooklyn Palmer

    Hey Jack, have you played unravel 2? If you did I can't find it

  • MegaDan
    MegaDan

    Where's scp

  • Tortoise200
    Tortoise200

    Balls to the walls in hitman

  • The Dab King
    The Dab King

    THE SCREWDRIVER RETURNS!!!

  • Batman Studios
    Batman Studios

    3:52, I felt that so hard.

  • Alexandra Little
    Alexandra Little

    best hitman ever

  • Tuba’d
    Tuba’d

    Who else would love Sean to be their hitman

  • Draven Harle
    Draven Harle

    "HYAH!" *bonk* *end*

  • Cameron Speed
    Cameron Speed

    Why does agent 47 sound like chief from halo

  • xdssz 2
    xdssz 2

    BRO IMAGINE HITMAN IN VR!

    • xdssz 2
      xdssz 2

      @Jacob Fauteux I did but I mean like actual vr.

    • Jacob Fauteux
      Jacob Fauteux

      Watch slmccl video

  • Javier Lopez
    Javier Lopez

    Did any body notice the bar code the back of his head tho

  • Alyssa sanne
    Alyssa sanne

    SCREWDRIVER! HELL YEAH!

  • C10ut_Charlie
    C10ut_Charlie

    Rip dadsepticeye

  • Jean Paul
    Jean Paul

    ‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor

  • Jean Paul
    Jean Paul

    let the bodies hit the floor, he said.

  • Shady Helmy
    Shady Helmy

    who else was dying when jack entered the room and started killing people

    • james Murray
      james Murray

      Everyone in the room

  • Jordan Rachael
    Jordan Rachael

    Agent 47 is actually a test tube clone that was perfect and had to kill all other clones

  • Moussa Hassan
    Moussa Hassan

    6:43 hilarious,you must watch

  • fudge
    fudge

    that thumbnail tho-

  • Evan
    Evan

    0:59 Me: DO A FLIP

  • Miguel Gonzales
    Miguel Gonzales

    "I hit men not climb buildings!" well jack, in order to hit men, you must climb which would help you become a man that hits men

  • Florian Liouville
    Florian Liouville

    You're so good at this game! It's an inspiration.

  • Purple Haired Insomniac 1
    Purple Haired Insomniac 1

    My favorite thing is falling asleep to jacksepticeye because you pass out from how much you were laughing it’s the perfect cure for insomnia 👌

  • shadow boy
    shadow boy

    JACKO AM FROM THE UAE THIS IS kinda GREAT

  • Frogizz Froggo
    Frogizz Froggo

    THE WAY THE MUSIC STOPPED AT 3:48

  • SKYLIE TAYLOR
    SKYLIE TAYLOR

    jack should play danganropa 😂

  • CurlyFries 10
    CurlyFries 10

    Jack: *Kills everyone in sight* Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*

  • aftab hassan
    aftab hassan

    This is amazing *but* my fear of heights gave me anxiety

  • Brock Hamm
    Brock Hamm

    this dubai is like the chinese skyscraper from SCDA

  • Brock Hamm
    Brock Hamm

    47 Or Sam Fisher

  • Gavin Rock
    Gavin Rock

    I always play this shit so slowly and methodically but Jacks way seems more fun😂

  • CurlyFries 10
    CurlyFries 10

    I was afraid to watch this because I didn't want to spoil it for myself but I just couldn't resist seeing The Screwdriver back in action. Like if you agree.

  • Toi Tran
    Toi Tran

    Wut about hitwoman

    • Toi Tran
      Toi Tran

      Dont do that

  • gaming addictionz
    gaming addictionz

    Where is top of the morning to ya laddies

  • Talha Ijaz
    Talha Ijaz

    Lol

  • Domenic Romano
    Domenic Romano

    1:48 your invents

  • Rebeca Nicocan
    Rebeca Nicocan

    Just passing by, revisiting some vids and helping with the algorythm (so Jack can take his time to come back, without messing up too much with the yt stuff) ♡