Shhhh... no witnesses...
Everyone must sleeeeeeep
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  • Sir Turbo
    Sir Turbo

    Hitman: has cool neon signs, life like rain features, and incredible graphics Jack: look at those reflections

  • jeff obama
    jeff obama

    sean: hits big yellow button on dooe door: geuss ill die

  • Bop Syconic
    Bop Syconic

    Did she say VENTS like AMOGUS

  • Shelley Walling
    Shelley Walling

    In the laboratory we see a guy with a man bun then we see cool looking chairs, this reminds me of jacksepticeye's gaming room

  • Dark Wolf
    Dark Wolf

    Hell yeah 🤣🤣.

  • TheGodlyBot

    I’m gonna sub I love his hitman vids

  • 707

    the graphics in this game is insane!

  • Noah Worden
    Noah Worden

    you skipped the berlin level

  • Mikey Boyer
    Mikey Boyer

    C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 4 7

  • Cody E. Mills
    Cody E. Mills

    5:00 to fucking victory town

  • ChefJef

    Big brothers wet dream

  • Alex Shellhamer
    Alex Shellhamer

    Game: is about a quiet assassinator Sean: NO WITNESSES

  • Sadia Prapti
    Sadia Prapti

    jacksepticeye: sorry I have a cough Viewers: someone call 999

  • Gaming Demon
    Gaming Demon

    So bold people do have super powers

  • Zac Wallace
    Zac Wallace

    That joke soared over 90% of the people’s heads 10:51

  • Lam Spam
    Lam Spam

    E=mc go freak yourself

  • NightmareAndBannanaBone

    in the beginning I actually thought it was cyberpunk ngl

  • Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell
    Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell


  • Void

    Tbh I’m alittle disappointed that jack knocked him out instead using the mind control to kill him because once in a hit man game that’s something super rare you can do

  • Andreas Niatsikas
    Andreas Niatsikas

    Detroit become human: welcome Agent 47 Agent 47: I'm I a meme now?

  • Matthew McBride
    Matthew McBride

    It's like deadpool kills the marvel universe with the professor X part

  • PuffyBudgerigar

    This Hitman is f-cking GORGEOUS!! holy crap the lighting! so impressive

  • Toge Inumaki
    Toge Inumaki

    Viktor Nivikov? almost sounded like a Yuri on Ice reference. i did a double take lol

  • GoldMiner_Jake77

    Top left: Fraps

  • TIY-EE

    God I love that scene from the incredibles.

  • Chill

    You know he’s old when he’s still using fraps

  • Christopher Gallop
    Christopher Gallop

    One of the first people he has to kill in this episode is Imogen Royce and I was like I kne there was something wrong with that girl at my old school now she got assasinated

  • Jesy Nyxan
    Jesy Nyxan

    Sister Lei: "He's got spirit." Me: "Yes he does-"

  • Timothy Phillips
    Timothy Phillips

    16:46 jack: “she’s my mom” Me at home: “no you killed her mom”

  • Savannah Cox
    Savannah Cox

    why did "mc = mc-go fuck urself" crack me up so much lmaoo

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 28

    5:00: To victory town

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 28

    3:11: No trouble.

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 28

    2:50: Oh, I forgot about that. I need to watch that video. XD

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 28

    I don't understand why people are saying they don't watch Jacksepticeye much anymore because kids view his content now. What are you TALKING about!? He's the same as he's ever been!

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 28

    I know we should recognize that it's Hitman but come on, at least have the title and part number. XD

  • Megamax

    The woman who tells 47 to help himself to an apple, I did,, and I threw it at her. It staggered her, she recovered, and I wasn't in trouble, it was hilarious!

  • Grimslade Leviathan
    Grimslade Leviathan

    Hitman: Stealth, bloodless, quiet Jack: Not stealth, bloodbath, extremely loud

  • SaberScore22

    6:47 Who else loves hearing Seán's laugh? I know I do.

  • Rose Banana
    Rose Banana


  • ItsJiUi

    2:34 bruh there was a trashcan to conceal your gun right in front of you

  • ReVib3


  • MisledSine


  • Dean Miller
    Dean Miller

    4:59 “all the way.” Also jack: sometimes I just say all the way when I’m playing games.

  • Bayou.The.Therian

    0:32 why was this edited so well lmao

  • TheGamezHub

    X to scan, X to hack, X to delete, x to upload X to doubt

  • Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game
    Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game

    I’m pretty sure Among us has prepared Jack for this game. Also Lady: 47 has one weakness Me:...Hair Lady: Me Me: Ok but my answer is better

  • Lillenny2018ツ

    47 only has one weakness if u scan the barcode on his head he'll just fall over

  • manga reader executioner
    manga reader executioner

    16:00 incredibles scene

  • MavisRead

    Please, add the game's name into the titles again. It's just nice to know if it's a game video or not.

  • Valuable Diamond
    Valuable Diamond

    Jack would be a horrible assassin irl he would scream NO WITNESSES

  • Ash the Red Rider
    Ash the Red Rider

    Why is no one commenting on the accidental murder at 11:06 😂

  • player

    Play cyber punk

  • Corbin Dick-Lockler
    Corbin Dick-Lockler

    x to Scan, x to hack, x to upload, x to win game

  • ImmortalGamer

    he has his frame counter up at the top right lol

  • Animator dude
    Animator dude

    Jack you won't see this but remeber detroit become human?

  • Big Ben Games
    Big Ben Games

    Jack the bonkerer

  • acbplay

    0:15 great joke

  • Owen Gorman
    Owen Gorman

    The title 13:10

  • Jude McDonnell
    Jude McDonnell

    "Sorry I have a cough" *Sneezes*

  • A Potato
    A Potato

    This feels like the previous hitman games but with shiny floors

  • gunner fap
    gunner fap

    jack irl looks at a mirror LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTONS

  • Derpy_GamerRZT

    47 Is Professor X!!

  • ZoinkerRoos

    It's called a screwdriver because you screw people over with it

  • Citlali Delacruz
    Citlali Delacruz

    " I didnt actually shave my head... my hair fell out when my brain got so POWERFULL."

  • Nerfuse

    He killed 2 scientists or for a uniform when there was one right there in the closet 5:10

  • J.A. Veerapen
    J.A. Veerapen

    okay but 14:18, the way he says "Merces Letifer" fucking kills me and my bf. idk if it's the transition from the hacker voice or what, but we've gone looking for just this part multiple times in the past week and a half lmao

  • Caitlin

    Flamingo man best npc

  • Inhuman Papi
    Inhuman Papi

    Did anyone else think Seán looked like an adorable little baby boy in that t-shirt throughout the video???!!!!!

  • Roshan pujari
    Roshan pujari

    Jack's Description: everyone must sleeeep. Me: Are yOu C o m E D y mE?

  • Grayson Cardinali
    Grayson Cardinali

    Jack if you take out the detective in the "Death In The Family" mission and put on his clothes you can become the detective and solve the mystery as to why the guy in the bed killed himself. (spoilers: he didn't really kill himself... he was murdered)

  • McKenzie Lord
    McKenzie Lord

    Fun Fact: At 11:08, Jack pushes a woman over the side of the walk way. When you start the level standing next to her, Agent 47 will give her some wholesome life advice.

  • Olivia Schmid
    Olivia Schmid

    x solves all of life's problems in this game.

  • Batmanboss24

    Nobody: Literally nobody: Jack: Research research equals MC- MC... Go f*** yourself

  • Loveless2010A1

    I really wish you'd put the name of the game in the title of the video, please!

  • Twizz_the_Wizz

    This game is precisely why nobody trusts Jack in among us; he's too sneaky and takes all opportunities lmao

  • Frog Man
    Frog Man

    It is a TickTock filter that looks very similar to the title and I read the thing that was under the title that said shh 🤫 no witnesses

  • PrestoTheDragon

    Jack:all the way Me: *nostalgia kicks in*

  • Musical Moonchild
    Musical Moonchild

    Jack, mocking the end credit: "He has one weakness." "Loneliness." uwu All of us: well I feel slightly attacked lol

  • Musical Moonchild
    Musical Moonchild

    Jack: omg my sensitivity is so high *flash bang goes off* Jack: shrieks and hides Yep, I'd say its pretty high lmao

  • kirill mereshko
    kirill mereshko

    Play it in vr

  • Clark James
    Clark James

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  • Elena Vandermeuse
    Elena Vandermeuse

    (4:10) I guess you could say, somebody’s about to get screwed.

  • Invert_

    you can press x to do anything Press X to pay taxes

  • SkylerGaming Vlogs
    SkylerGaming Vlogs

    Did anyone else notice that the FPS counter in the corner other then me

  • contrite sinner
    contrite sinner

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (I Corinthians 6:9-10 [KJV]) ~~+~~ And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 [KJV]) ~~+~~ For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23 [KJV])

  • Katherine Roxie
    Katherine Roxie

    The annoyed key topically itch because structure realistically file vice a various unshielded. fabulous, laughable twilight

  • Nava0003

    You missed a level though

  • DiV69

    "I Saitama-ed my brain" That should be a word in the dictionary

  • Andrew Che
    Andrew Che

    I'm getting Morpheus vides from 47 in a coat I mean, they're both bald, wear coats (Morpheus does in Matrix), so one could confuse one for the other

  • Macey Earle
    Macey Earle

    I heard the video title... I heard his voice in the video title.

  • feesh

    1:15 my mans can make his umbrella disappear wow

  • Cornelius Johnson
    Cornelius Johnson

    oh, wow, the FPS counter has been there the whole time

  • Drew of Earth
    Drew of Earth

    [joke] Okay, seriously... serious fan being a serious man here: WHO designs a building to set itself on fire? What I.T. guy got permission to put incendiary devices on structural beams, that could fry intruders and smoosh a multi-million dollar building. 😉

  • Thunderizu

    16:10 why does jordan cross look like jack

  • Tyrone Lugo
    Tyrone Lugo

    LMFAO The random moment finding Imogen Royce was priceless.

  • the white thing
    the white thing

    7:56 this is actually true if you look into the Lore Imao

  • Pola & Tiger
    Pola & Tiger

    I pressed X, it deleted the internet ....

  • Caminates

    "if you touch the barcode on the back of his head, he falls over" ah yes, the *barcode titan*

  • cyber six playz
    cyber six playz

    what happend to top of morning to ya

  • Gryffon Rider
    Gryffon Rider

    Great way to greet someone for the first time “oh hey!, gunshot, laughs at their corpse” great hitman indeed