THE BARREL HAND MOVED!!!!
Jack: I think they’re chasing me. Also Jack: Walks into a door and shits himself.
i love the little step bro joke :)
ugh halfway in and i wanna puke. I hate motion sickness.....
*gu* *gu* *ga* *ga*
Alternative title: jack being a simp for a very tall women who could step on him
can i play this game as a stand-alone, I like how it looks and I want to get into it, but I don't really wanna play all the other games :( please let me know what I can do
So what you like vampires now
"Its the tall lady...Im sure of it!" Sprints after her, "COME BACK, I WANT PICTURES OF YOUR FEET!" I just fucking lost it there xD
19:15 jack the alcoholic Irish vampire
The _Fanpires_ could call each other their _Fampires._
VINEGAR FOR ME.
The unfortunate effects of being asked “how’s the weather up there?” Too many times
Resident evil: *tries to be scary* R34 artists: if you have noticed you have fallen into my trap
ok this makes sense now japanese where first introduce to red wine by the french which they thought they were vampire because of that.
“Ooh Your Big, *big lady goes freddy krueger mode* Ooh Those Are Also Big”
Apothic Dark is a tasty, red wine. It doesn't have any mythology drawings on the label or anything gothic or vampires other than the name, but it gives me a toned-down vampire feel.
I'm new to the genre and the game series (yes, people like me exist :D ) and I don't want to be a party pooper... but if this was a movie or a book, I'd say 10 minutes in: "I've seen so many plot and logical errors and things that just could have been done way better, that I'll stop watching/reading that..." - Is it just me? Please help me understand the fascination of this game. And I'm not talking about "vampires are unrealistic", they ARE realistic in a vampire story. Many things are realistic in a fictional story. And yes, graphics, engine and atmosphere are great, but: * Why are dead bodies locked up, but prisoners are locked up in cells with huuuge holes? * Why are notes just scribbles until you examine them? Scanning a real hand-written note would have cost 5 minutes more... * Why do they have multiple of the same torturing device if they only have a real few living victims? * Why do things make sound even when you are not touching them? * Why don't the lockpicks work on the locks of the chains (which need a bolt cutter) and the bolt cutter doesn't work on bolts (which need a key)? * Why would someone digging an escape tunnel light it up with candles and leave them burning? * Why are the notes of people in all the wrong places? How could the guy trying to escape, get paper and a pen in the first cell? How could he have known so much about the future? Why are the maid's notes in a place where she certainly wouldn't have left them? * Why are there secret rooms that only open from the INSIDE instead of the OUTSIDE? So... built only for people to escape, not for the owners of the mansion to use them? Maybe everything turns out to be part of the plot and the vampire ladies set up the whole house just to fool me... but if they didn't, things are hard to explain, I think. I really hope someone can enlighten me and lead me into this new (for me) world. I really like to find new genres to enjoy.
i made the dumbest wheezing noise when she burst thru the doors. cannot believe this demo both made me jump and also reminded me that im attracted to women
The typical Karen 🙄 21:28
It's the first time I am seeing a video game character getting hyped more than celebrities are
Oh she's big!! yes she is, she's big in all the right places in all the right ways
I was sitting there shaking the whole time drinking my orange juice :
22:42 this is what you came for 7w7
Please play resident evil 8 on max settings and in dark when it comes out.
This is some insane motion blur
*hot lady alert*
Jack you better wear a dress while playing this, have a cool hat on too
22:52 Oh, oh yes they are.... :^)
Resi 7 sounds like glue brand
lmao when Septic saw the statue Marcus(Aurelius..)😁
I'd just like to know why the PC version would have a wider 'FOV.'
I love all the hot fuzz quotes on this video
I can't believe this game is based in Romania and took inspiration from The Peles Castle this is amazing
I doubt this would happen but wouldn't it be crazy if there was some random choice near the end of the game where you choose between your wife or Lady Dimitrescu? Based on how much LD is adored... Mia would be fucked...
When everyone simpin to a eight foot tall vampire
The room in 13:21 looked like the big and nice room in the baker house in resident evil biohazard.
I thought I was the only one who pretended that ribeana was blood
Holy shit Jack's kinky
"COME BACK! I want pictures of your feet!" - Jacksepticeye, 2021
I can’t hear over my dogs snoring
Hey jack you should do a hollow knight play through, I think u would really enjoy it and it’s a challenging game so you wouldn’t finish very quickly (lots of videos)
I was so tense this whole video, the content of the game was so realinstic! I love your videos jack
There is actually, jack. Look at mephistopheles. I think it's a dark red merlot with chocolate notes??? Anyway not vamp but demon based rather. Also hi from michigan!!!
I stupidly jumped when Sean flipped the camera and one of the chairs acted weird. -.-
"short but ever so sweet": me
I'm very sad that they got rid of the zombies why can't it be like a Resident Evil game but with Resident Evil 7 Resident Evil 8 and the other Resident Evils that have zombies all together (edit I spelled sad wrong)
Bruh she's 7 feet tall and is clearly a vampire. Who stole freddy krougers blades glove
12:44 Did he just bow?
It makes it less scary in horror games when charming men are playing the game-
I took a break from your content from about 2014 because you felt just forced and obnoxiously loud.. but its nice to be able to watch your videos again. Feels like you have found yourself.
I'm not sure why, but I'm getting castlevania and Nosferatu vibes lol.
This is gonna be the least scary resident evil ever
hi there im on the road to 2k can you help!
They failed to give her fangs. How disappointing.....
Jack, kinky thought, you should get Evelyn to vampire mommy you and step on you for either meme or just a photo, or just for you guys, you know, you do you
the only connections of the re series is that redfeild will always appear
You know,i just mentioned. Character of demo has no shadow. What is your opinion,is he(she) ghost,vampire or just a victim of a bit lazy developers??))
Wait having been here for a while but where’s my high five and top to the morning?
4:57 Help me stepbrother, I am stuck in a washing machine
If you’re interested, there’s a vampire vodka
whenever i see these types of games that are like "you have to escape!!" and there's mutilated bodies or torture instruments all around, i always think how if i was rly in that situation i'd just end my own life. plenty of sharp objects! like letting myself bleed out is so much more appealing than whatever hell awaits if i get caught😬
I started to think about that vampire winery thing and I think that a werewolf brewery would be awesome!
Ok, who the hell decided to make my apartment as a RE8 demo?!
Okay but I literally freaked out when she showed up in the end
13:25 gasters theme?!
I got a scrap of paper the sarcasm was real...LOL🤣😂
“That scared the shit out of me I thought that was her” Probably was her or it was a statue of her and she was just standing there as a sign of what was to come 😃
lifing forever. Your gonna witness end of humankty. also be eternity in space. also you might go to a black hole.
R.I.P Sean’s dad
Just play the game and shut your mouth ... Leave
Perfect halloween idea for Seán and Evelien: Ethan and Lady Dimitrescu
8:33 Ah, this is where RTGames sold all his Vino Humano.
Ohhh you're big ahhh those are big. Ahhhh I'm dead
Miss you jack
Jack is the only person I’ve seen die in the demo
Hi! I'm just using my dad's phone, try playing Araya. It's freaking scary.
How is wine dry its clearly wet
Dai dhuit jack!
Rezident evil 8: werewolfs *and probably Romanian vampire lady*
Imagine instead of the tall lady *u would see dio just sucking Your blood with his fingers stabbed in Your brain*
Lady Deathstrike from X-Men ... Meh
ungodly tall vampire lady is 9'6" and i am IN LOVE
Naw I mast go to Gab Smolders juo Beautiful guil 😂😂😂
Chy honne bait juo myn 👍
Teek de ai of de ring en peets et in his ai hol 👍
Steek juo hand Tobe wet blat ✌️👌👍
Little nightmares 2 is out!!!!!!!
This is just jack and his girlfriend
"thooooose are big!!"
Sad they dont give a gun, i want to see this game's take on gunplay
2:17 "What's this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off-limits"
This RE reminds of Outlast 2 a lot.
You are actually playing as Ethan again! It's a sequel to biohazard
I hope you're doing okay Sean 💖