is it bad when he said "the long arm of the law" i heard "the long dong of the law"
What game is this
Play totally accurate battle simulator and
This is the laziest series ever. And I dont mean Jack, I mean the devs. It is basically one game divided into three for profit.
he sounded like Karl urban when he was impersonating a lawyer.
9:42 are these two trying to get murdered? Because they really make it seem like they want to get murdered
Is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
25:24 why did this sound exactly like Charlie XD
Jack: I need a good banana line Me:... *Sorry, but you can't peel your way outta this one..*
5:16 Missed oprtunity. Should've yelled "OBJECTION!" when knocking them out. Edit: correcting time-stamp.
now im saying cheese instead of geez
24:48 “now the helmet matches my hair”
26:26 yes your in Russia or another name for it ussr
Damn that guy was just enjoying his bird and you pushed him over killing him. The disrespect
You mean our soda can
I love the part with the cheese
4:12 Not me trying to remember who that voice is, it's Thor, damn. Continue on with the video :D edit: I was wrong, it's not Thor lmao
he didnt even finish the game using the serum
Jack: you say we don't have to kill any one. also Jack: can I get in the tank and shoot everyone dead
I think im going to throw a brief case at my mom hahahaha
He Hates trains so he tock Steps to get awye from them
Oh CHEESE she turned on him!
fun fact: Agent 47 was born in Romania (ir atleast was growing up training as a assassin in Romania)
1:50 made me laugh so hard LOL
I didn’t like Berlin but the more I played it for level 20 mastery I loved it but any level I didn’t like I played through and then liked it more except Colorado
No he sticks blue berries up his a-
Love your videos you crack me up everytime 🤣 cheers from downunder!
Just as he did the lawyer attack, there was an ad for an injury law firm
NO jack it’s a WATER I know people are majority water but you can’t just do that- jack, JACK NO STOP
Day 3 of asking you to do awful asmr 3
jack: they don't even know i have a banana in my pocket maybe the boys thought 47 was excited to see them 😳
Why does the guy remind me of JerryRigEverything
I Watch all of your vids and the old ones
Does anyone else think the train part looks like the toy story 3 game🧐🧐
A twilight reference? I feel like I’m 13 again
11:55 AM I EARTH'S DEADLIEST WEAPON????
As another Irishman once said, “vino humano.”
26:39 Who knew diplomacy would work so well? *Immediately plots massacre*
"Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" "Cheese" - Pam cheese
it seems like jack had a little inspiration from aot
Title sounds like RE 8 plot
LAWYER ATTACK //*bonk*
ah talking to everybody is better than killing everybody... can i get into the tank and shoot everyone dead?
Breaking News! C H E E S E
3:55 "Does the future look bright?" All I could think was "The future's bright...The future's Orange"
Jack: i cant be dead there's another level. But hes playing the first game. So he should have said "i cant be dead theres another 2 games." Edit: never mind i realised at the end he was on the first game but he had all the storylines on one game
5:17 see kids this is what happens when you dont pay taxes and your lawyer is also mad at you
i wish jack wouldve taken this game a little more seriously, its a really amazing game if he didnt play it like a joke.
You da man
Cannibalism or good taste in whine?
I laugh for those cheeses 🤣🤣
Jack: “I don’t know who you work for” “OO MUFFIN”
these video is very cheesy
jack: where am i again? russia? me, a romanian: he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
7:00 YOU. NEED. TO. FREEZE. A. BODY. BEFORE. PUTTING. IT. IN. A. WOODCHIPPER.
*Reads title* Me: HE'S JESUS
Agent 47 almost got another hit - I mistakenly took a bite of my lunch right when the cheese bit started... XD
I can tell I'm tired because when he imitated the finger pointing with the sound effect I couldn't stop giggling
He's kinda turned into jesus
Jack: I don’t think this is going to work Also Jack: I swear it’s going to work What Happens: Target is hit with a banana and immediately gets up and yells for help
jack: talking things out is better than killing. also jack: can i shoot everyone dead? 26:40
Agent 47 reached apex pred holllly smokkkesss
good to be back Could agree when the game works no lag exctra :P
15:05 "Wanna know one of the least ap*peel*ing ways to die?" "So, this might not seem appeeling, but hear me out." "Hey, wanna see somethin that's fuckin bananas?"
By the title thought this would be Resident Evil
Ay Sean pro tip; if you ever need a screwdriver it’s gonna be stuck to a barrel, always
It’s Actualy zekes spinal fluid
random hit man guy: i think you already know what this is sean: TITA- eren yeager: NO JUST NO
MY NAME IS NEIL!!!
Damn Sean you pulled a Fargo in the vineyard brutal I love it 😂
Jack: guys I don't know what you're up to, who you work for- ooh a muffin ...23:40
Eat your heart out Jesus.
My men has more careers then johnny sins
Taste Briefcase! that part cracked me up
2:43 that dude spoke major truth "Oh you god"
Those frames are *chefs kiss*
In this vid you you look like captain priste from call of duty
Anyone else remember floppy banana?
News: records segment Agent 47: foot go walk heh heh
I think Neil is the greatest camera man. He recorded all of this.
hah the guy said duty
The sable snowman metrically blot because syrup randomly excite worth a wakeful burst. precious, smelly prison
The Banana jokes were very....appealing.... :DDD
This gives me old thumbnail nostalgia
Headcannon: all the guards in Hit Man 3 that pat you down are secretly gay
25:37: PFFFT! Is this how you act when you're the impostor in Among Us, Sèan? XD